Silence

"Holy cow! We've all switched bodies!" Joe exclaimed.

"Well, that's nothing for you and Mike," Ted retorted, "You guys are practically like twins! I wound up in Debbie's body! Now I've got blonde hair and tits! I'm probably going to get hit on by guys! Gross! Plus, I'm barely able to stand in these heels!"

"You think you have it bad," an enraged Debbie interupted, "I'm in your short, fat, and disgusting body, Ted! I want my own body back!"

"We all do," Mike finally interjected, "But do any of us know how we get back to our own bodies?"

Silence.