Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Do NOT hit me with that body morphing ray gun again...


David held his finger up in his friend's direction, "Do not hit me with that strange body morphing ray gun again! First time you hit me, it morphed me into a woman! Then you tried to 'fix' it and ended up merely increasing the size of my bust. You tired to fix THAT, and I wound up wearing this dress and these damned heels. Now, I know I may be stumbling around and tripping, but I assure you that I will get used to it. Whatever you do, do NOT hit me with that body morphing ray gun again!"


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