Sunday, February 14, 2010

New device


"This is amazing, Jessica!" Owen exclaimed, "That little device transformed my body into yours and your body into mine! Even our clothes! I don't believe that I have your boobs hanging from my chest nearly spilling out your little green dress that I'M wearing!"

"I know! Apple tried to revolutionize technology with it's iPods and iPads, but this little baby will put my companies name on the map! It's smaller and cheaper than an iPhone, and it will provide many hours of enjoyment! Our genitals are FULLy functioning...if you'd like to try them out!"


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