Ever since signing up for the Army while drunk one night, Kevin had been trying everything to get out of it before he was forced to ship off for basic training. The night before he was scheduled to go, he went on a total drinking bender and came up with a rather brilliant plan: they don't let chicks fight on the battlefield! After pounding down just a few too many, he asked a gypsy at the carnival to make the change. He showed up to the Army recruiting station the next day as a beautiful woman in a white dress. It didn't help him get out of it though; while woman weren't fighting on the front lines, they weren't excused from basic training.
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