The box

Tyler and Woody were walking to the baseball game when they discovered a black box with two buttons, an aiming device, and a screen on it. Tyler picked it up, grabbed the hat off Woody's head, aimed the device at it, and pressed a button. The screen displayed a message, "Memory full." Tyler pressed the other button, and a beam shot out, hitting Woody full on, morphing his body into a sexy woman in a blue bikini. Tyler dropped the device in shock. Woody didn't seem to notice any change and said, "I told you that device was crap!" He snatched his hat back and leaned down in an unknowningly sexy way to pick up the device. Tyler stammered as Woody tossed the box as far as he could.