Backup

Officer Frank Harrison and his partner heard a call on the radio for police backup for a well-known drug house. Both men immediately responded to the scene, but found it strangely quiet...too quiet. Frank and his partner snuck around back, but two thugs got the drop on them. The dealers were not working with your typical street drugs and decided to test their wares on the two cops. Frank's partner died instantly from his injection, but Frank had very different results. His chest ballooned outward; hair sprouted from his bald head. His beer belly vanished, his hips got a new curvy feel, andhis penis retreated inside of his body--replaced with a vagina. The dealers thought it would be funny to give Frank the outfit of a stripper that was sent by business associates of the thugs a few days ago, who had ironically enough been dressed up as a sexy cop.