Thursday, July 2, 2009

Shift on Sunday


Father Dent was preaching Sunday mass when the Great Shift hit his church. He was swapped into the body of a woman passing by. He had hoped she had a good excuse for not attending church! He quickly rushed back to his flock to find the whole crowd engaging in very sinful activity! People feeling up their own bodies or they bodies of the people around them...right in the direct gaze of God! He tried to shout to calm people down, but his new voice didn't travel as far as his old one did. This was horrible! Clearly, the Lord was punishing people for something!


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