At first, Derek couldn't believe his friends had dragged him to a totally lame magic show, but then he got a eyefull of the magician's assistant, and made his friends sit in the front row. He shouted sexual comments at her through the entire act until she snapped. With a pinch of her fingers, the magician disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving only the stage microphone and his top hat behind. "For the next trick," the skantily clad woman in black said, "I will need a volunteer." Without even looking at anyone else she pointed at Derek. She was further infuriated when he subtly grabbed one of her breasts while leading him to a box. She put him inside, and then he started to get dizzy. Then the box was open, and he heard the magician say, "Let's hear it for my sexy, sexy piece of ass--I mean, assistant!" The audience clapped. Looking back at his own seat, he saw himself sitting there! He was still on stage with the magician standing next to him, which meant he was the assistant! For some reason, all he could do was smile and bow!
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