Competitive

Sam had always been very competitive with his friend, Jeff. Sports, college classes, and everything else Sam had turned into a contest. Jeff hoped that would end when the Great Shift put them into the bodies of two women. However, he was sorely mistaken when Sam cornered him in the bathroom one day, and started bragging about how his new body was sexier than Jeff's, how his boobs were bigger, and the number of guys that asked him out. Jeff sighed. He didn't want to have this discussion, but Sam kept persisting. Finally, Jeff couldn't take it anymore, and told Sam that he had known the woman whose body he now had before the Shift, and spit out the truth: she had herpes! Sam was dumbfounded!