Sunday, June 14, 2009

What happens in Vegas


Ted's friends told him that he could lose his shirt in Vegas, but they never said anything about his body! When he ran into a woman who put up "anything he wanted" against "anything she wanted," he thought it sounded very erotic and agreed to play her in a game of poker, thinking it was a lose-lose situation. When she won he asked what she wanted, and she said, "Your body." He smiled at the inuendo at first until he felt woozy, passed out, and woke up in her body. She offered to sell it back to him for $100,000; it was going to take a lot of slot winnings...


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