Bizarro

Dan was in his attic when he came across a strange mirror. The person looking back at him from the mirror's other side was his exact opposite. Instead of being a fat, overweight grease ball, a beautiful, blonde woman stared back at him. He touched the image and got sucked in! He passed out, and when he got up he realized he was now that woman in a very different world. Things were like a bizarro version of the world. People were driving on the wrong side of the road; his entire house looked the same, but was clean instead of messy. A man was downstairs urging Dan to get ready; after all, he had to make an appearance on the yellow carpet of a movie premiere!