That bitch tricked me!

"That bitch tricked me," Quincy mumbled, "I told my cousin about my secret desire to be a woman, and she offered to swap bodies with me. At first I thought she was bullshitting me, but she insisted she could do it. All she needed was someone who was willing; I quickly agreed. Now I know why she was so eager to swap. Shortly after she left, the cops came and slapped on some handcuffs and arrested me! I'm not sure what she did, but I'm pissed off she did this to me!"