Shoes!

It had only been about two weeks since the Great Shift, but Joel
knew that female hormones were already taking over for his common
sense. He just couldn't help himself from doing certain things. While
he was out at the mall recently, it wasn't the hot men who were
catching his eye, but all these amazing shoes! It was taking all of his
willpower not to buy a half dozen pairs or so! Now he understood
why his girlfriend had owned so many pairs! [LINK]