Aliens Reading His Thoughts

After the Great Shift hit, causing upwards of 90% of the population to swap bodies, appearances were often deceiving. Gus Moore had been a 54 year old homeless man before the Shift, but was now in the body of a beautiful 22 year old woman. He was, however, still homeless. He slept in his shopping cart and collected cans and bottles everyday. He welcomed the fact that people now actually talked to him while he was making his rounds. They listened to what he had to say about the importance of recycling. Of course, when he started rambling about how recycling helps prevent aliens from reading his thoughts, people tended to back away...slowly.