Everytime Dan and his girlfriend, Tara, went out, she would complain about how dirty public restrooms were; she was always horrified that she might have to sit down on one. Dan felt she was whining and snapped at her one day. Though he apologized profusely for being so rash, fate seemed to have a way of stepping in. Things swirled about for a moment before they drifted back to reality. Dan and Tara stared at each other for about an hour before a word was spoken. They, like most others, had been victims of the Great Shift and swapped bodies. Several more minutes passed before Dan felt a familiar sensation...he needed to pee! When he went into the women's room he finally understoof Tara's disgust. Something did feel so much grosser about the public bathroom now! After placing toilet paper over the seat, he managed to squat hovering about the bowl before returning and admitting his foolishness. Tara accepted the apology and reached into her purse. She pulled out a tampon, "Oh, and you'll need this tomorrow."
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