Lobby

Claire was worried, but as the elevator doors opened in the lobby, she saw that her own body was just started to open its eyes.

“Ugh...what happened?” She heard it groan.

Claire knew she’d have to act quickly. There were so many people waiting to get into the elevator, and the last thing she wanted to do was cause a scene. She spoke quickly and quietly, “Just don’t panic. We were stuck in the elevator, and it somehow swapped our bodies. So I’m in your body, and you’re in my body. I don’t know how to fix it, but just don’t freak out because there’s a bunch of people just staring at us right now.”

“So, I’m a chick now?” Her former body asked.

“Yes,” Claire whispered before helping her own body to its feet and addressing the people waiting, “She’ll be okay. She just passed out in the elevator, probably just needs some food or maybe a little coffee...”

The Client

Meteorite

The meteorite had crashed on the Cooper’s family farm and had an immediate impact on Harold -- his body became female! He didn’t want to assume correlation was causation, but the evidence was pretty clear. He had to wear his wife’s clothes to leave the house (as they now certainly fit better than his own) just to investigate the damn thing.

But as he approached, this got worse. It seems the closer he got to the meteorite, the stronger its effects of stereotypical womanhood became. His breasts grew larger, his butt swelled out, his hair turned blonde.

Once he was close enough, he was absolutely afraid to touch it. What would he possible become if he actually made contact with this thing? Then again, he couldn’t just leave it where it was either, as then he’d be stuck as a woman anytime he was at home...

Yoga Pants

Seth hadn’t remembered the last time the mall had been this busy. It had to have been at least twenty years ago.

But today was a grand re-opening of sorts. It had been shut down for a while due to the Great Shift. A lot of things had been. It made sense in the wake of the chaos caused by everyone swapping bodies, but the closures had also caused a lot of pent up frustration.

People were stuck in the wrong bodies, either wearing their own clothes that didn’t quite fit right or the style of the body they stuck in. Hence why everyone was eager to get to the mall.

Seth was more curious than anything. He had actually found a certain joy in his new female body and her vast selection of yoga pants...

Same Old Game

It didn’t take long for Malik to realize he had absolutely zero game after the body swap. One would think being in the body of a sixty year woman would kill the young man’s libido; it did not.

But after a few immediate rejections, he tried a different strategy. He began to play up being a helpless old woman, and it did open a few doors. Plenty of young women were willing to engage in conversation, but that was about it.

Asking for a phone number to set up a date got reactions that ranged from eyerolls to laugher to just plain confusion. He couldn’t wait to get his own body back!