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Theodore turned around sharply to stare at his friend Sam before snapping at him, “Are you going to help me look for my body? Or are you just going to stand behind me and stare?”

“Sorry, man, sorry,” Sam stammered, “But have you seen how glorious and round it is?”

“I can’t exactly look at my own butt right now, now can I? That being said, of course I saw it. It was exactly what I was staring at when she stole my body. I’m pretty sure that’s why she did it. And, honestly, if I could swap with you right now so that you knew what it was like to have this body, I would. Now just help me find my body, so we can force her to swap back with me!”