Neighbors

Eavesdropping on her neighbors was one of Maryanne’s bad habits, but she just couldn’t help herself. The young couple, Kevin and Susan, was also talking about some thing or another that was so interesting, and their houses were so close that it was impossible for her not to stroll into the yard to listen in.

Today, the conversation wasn’t just interesting; it was downright weird. They weren’t quite arguing, but they weren’t quite happy. They were talking about body swapping and began to complain about being each other. Maryanne couldn’t believe it. There was no way it was possible! Finally, she heard Susan (who she guessed was actually Kevin) whine about having to always sit down to pee and demand that they swap back. Kevin (who she guessed was actually Susan) finally gave in, agreed, and pressed a button on a remote.

The next thing Maryanne knew, she saw a flash of light, and suddenly she was no longer outside of her neighbor’s house. She was in it...